Ever wondered what a dog or cat would look like if it wore a Croc slipper as a hat?
Well then, behold…it’s his holiness the Pope, in all his furry glory!
Feast your eyes on these 35 cheeky pets who look exactly like the Pope, and don’t worry, it’s not a sin to laugh!
1. Just look at that smug face.
His cheeky expression says it all. I guess cat-holics really do have a sense of humor!
@iButtdwarf:
“The new pope loves cardinals…a little too much.”
Cardinal kitty approves of this message.
2. “I confess”
I have Crocs in every color of the rainbow.
3. “PsBattle: Cat pope”
Back to work, hooman! Or I shall condemn thee to a life of hellish misery.
4. Behold, it’s the marching band kitty!
The power, the presence, the princess of bling, heeeeeeere’s pretty in pink marching band kitty! Little pageant girls everywhere approve of this outfit.
5. Beware the Crog!
Scientists have finally gone too far! Splicing Croc DNA into this innocent little weenie dog has created a disturbing menace to society.
@emoorem_:
“I’ve spotted a rare sighting here in WV, it’s the vicious Crog. If spotted please contact animal control. Please be careful.”
6. Nothing wrong with that
Some doggos love dressing up in cute little bunny outfits. Others let their freak shine by wearing car and cactus stickers on their teal blue croc hats.
7. Meanwhile, at Buckingham Palace…
Boy those Queen’s Guard doggos have it really ruff. No wonder they never crack a smile – it’s cause their hat is strapped on way too tight!
8. The most interesting dog in the world
I know what you’re thinking. What’s a dog like me doing cramming his head in an ugly Croc hat like this? Livin’ my best life!
9. Don’t cha wish you were the Pope like me?
But you can’t be the pope ’cause I’m already the dopest pope around. So pbbttttt!
10. Who knew?
Why yes, I’m just as surprised as you are. Who knew that a drab olive green croc-hat could look so…so…turd-like?
11. A hot pink mess
Yes, this is as hot and uncomfortable as it looks. I can’t even keep it on straight!
12. Calendar coming soon
Would you buy a calendar called “Cute Cats in Croc Hats?” ‘Cause this adorable ‘lil furbaby just might be the centerfold!
13. ‘Cause chicks dig it, that’s why
Psst…let’s keep this just between you and me. But, you wouldn’t believe how many chicks at the dog park dig this silly blue hat!
14. Even the pope needs a potty break
How much longer do I have to sit like this and pose for stupid Instagram pictures? ‘Cause I can’t hold it in much longer!
15. Chef Kitty says…
The pinker the meat, the better to eat! And no, that’s not a cheese grater on my head – it’s for dipping into ponds and trapping little goldfish.
16. It’s lonely being the Pope…
He just needs someone who likes Disney as much as he does. Then they can stay up late at night waxing philosophical about life, the universe, and why Donald Duck keeps running around with no trousers.
17. As seen on TV!
Do you need someone to fill your lonely and empty sole? Then look no further than the Doggy-Mate 5000! It’s normally $29.95, but WAIT – if you act now you’ll also get to go on morning walkies for life!
18. Be careful out there
Millions of people are going crazy over pets wearing Croc slippers as hats. Some of them are even exposing the public to their affliction!
19. This totally sucks
First there was 2020. Then there was a recall on my favorite hamburger meat. And now you want me to just take off my super secret identity?!
20. Too cute
Cutest dog in the world? Maybe. But he’s certainly a contender for the most adorable pup with a pink slipper on his head!
21. I used to be a real cat…
I had a lot of pride, licked my fur at least 100 times a day. But after my owner put this abomination on my head, I just gave up on life.
22. “Low budget Papa Emeritus”
I’m only doing this for the likes. Someone told me I could get a hundred thousand likes if I sit here and look pretty.
23. Trying to just grin and bear it
Some days it’s easy to look the other way when you get perks like food, shelter, and cuddles. Other days, wearing a Croc hat with Hello Kitty accessories is so not worth it!
24. ‘Lil drummer dog is in the house!
Come on, you know the lyrics, sing along with me! “To lay before the King, pa ruff pum pum pum, pa ruff pum pum pum…”
25. Does this make my head look fat?
I heard black is really slimming. What do you think?
26. Painted black
Is it just me or does this kind of look like a young Mick Jagger (crossbred with Harry Styles)? He even has the same surly expression!
27. Sponge-Dog Pope
There’s nothing wrong with being a rebel. The unconventional color here is a real knockout!
28. The Matrix needs reloading
Poor puppy. Instead of taking the red or blue pill, he took the pink one and is now regretting it.
29. “My dog gave it a try”
Doesn’t look like he’s trying hard enough. Maybe if you stuck some doggy treats in his swiss cheese head, he’d feel better.
30. Nice try, hooman
The owner didn’t even bother taking off the tag. She’s obviously planning on returning it!
31. Connect 4 game
And this is where you retrieve the little colored discs after you drop them in. Now, wasn’t that easy?
32. “I leave my girl alone for one hour and this is what I come home to.”
Your girl ain’t right in the head. What a derp for going out and buying a dirty pair of Crocs!
33. Pope of the people
Don’t you hate it when you go out for a couple of hours, and when you return back home your dog is the pope? Stranger things have happened!
34. Cold War Pope
1980’s communist Russia called and they want their Pope back. They need him to say last rites before they push the big red button.
35. “She doesn’t have a normal dog muzzle so getting the croc band over her head was very difficult.”
She looks like she has PTSD from whatever happened. So…what did happen?!
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